Leaked reports from a House of Lords committee express concerns that the cost of a lottery ticket is too low and jackpot wins are enabling some of the hoi polloi to get beyond their station by winning a fortune that in time, might enable them to become lords. They assert that only by excluding the poor from participating in the lottery, will it be possible to maintain the fairness in politics the nation was accustomed to.
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As always, the list includes the absolute dregs of humanity and half the cast Gremlins. If there was roll call of morons, this is it. It should be noted, in 2020 House of Lords beat Mos Eisley to the title of most ‘Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy’ for the tenth time.
The nominations will be confirmed once HR has received their character references from Beelzebub. Meanwhile Santa is said to be angry that his Naughty List has been plagiarized.
Said the Mouth: ‘After a lifetime of evil doing, I’m just glad to be spoken of in the same sentence of Paul Dacre. I may be the Mouth of Sauron but he is surely the Anus of Hell.'
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