- Titus
- Feb 18, 2025
''Those Martian parasites never buy anything from us, and there's nothing to stop them swarming over here, stealing our jobs and selling drugs. There have already been far too many absolutely authentic genuine certified reports of their flying saucers trying to sneak into Arkansas and other great American centres of advanced technology, and spreading their perverted Martian propaganda.'
'And those corrupt, power-hungry Martians gangsters are trying to control the shipping on their canals - there are no American ships using Martian canals and this restriction has got to stop. Furthermore, If there are any valuable minerals on Mars which could be mined, they obviously belong to America and must have been stolen from us.'
'We need to stop these criminal Martian layabouts and criminals from threatening the American way of life and prosperity. What such primitive creatures need is a bit of American culture, so the sooner that backward place is covered in burger bars, cola drink factories, golf courses and hideous, massive, ostentatious multi-storey hotels, the better.'
'To give them a sense of responsibility and some sense of direction and purpose in life we need to provide them with some useful employment - well, at least, useful work. Such as picking cotton. For the right price, my mate Elon will be willing to provide suitable transport craft to bring them here to American plantations.'
'And there's no need to worry about these green creatures from cluttering up our schools, cafes or buses. There will be clearly segregated facilities for them. After all, a green colour bar is a totally different from a black colour bar, which is apparently a bad thing nowadays.'
