Green Party leader Zack Polanski has been assigned a team of bodyguards who will accompany him at all times.
The passing of the motion that “Zionism equals racism” means that the Green Party is no longer a safe space for Jews - not even its leader.
The bodyguards have instructions to look out for Polanski launching any surprise attacks against himself, especially since 'that’s just the kind of sneaky thing Jews would do.'
Polanski himself says he didn’t ask for this extra protection, though he admits, 'it’s quite useful when I go to the synagogue on the Sabbath, as everyone there looks like they want to kill me.'
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