- Lockjaw
- Jul 28, 2025
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- Wrenfoe
- Jul 28, 2025
In a carefully prepared statement, from 2015, Sir Starmer distanced himself from Sir Keir Starmer from 2015. Stating that he had no plans to join a left wing party now or in the future. Or the past for that matter.
"I have been a loyal activisit since before I was born. So, it's with a heavy heart that I must tend my resignation from a party I never joined and had no intention of joining.
In the words of Groucho Marx, I do not want to be a member of a party that would a c%t like me as a member.'
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Donald Trump has opened a new golf resort in Scotland. Jeffrey Epstein did not attend.
The new 18-hole course at Turnberry is not named after Jeffrey Epstein.
Later, he will open a new 18-hole course in Aberdeenshire. That course isn’t named after Jeffrey Epstein either.
The White House says Trump will also meet Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer to have his ego stroked for a bit, and to get some respite from media questions about Epstein’s List and his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
The President hopes that, by promoting his personal interests so publicly while in office, the media will write about something other than Epstein.
A spokesman for all media outlets said, ‘Epstein. Epstein. It’s all about Epstein. It’s an Epstein frenzy! Trump is named in Epstein’s List. Trump was told he was on Epstein’s List and then lied about it. New pictures of him and Epstein keep turning up! No wonder it’s all about Epstein.
‘Actually, just to explain, me and the lads are betting on how many times we can insert ‘Epstein’ into a news item. I’m currently in the lead.’
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