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Truss aims to become Premier League boss



Liz Truss has announced her intention to become a Premier League manager.


Following her controversial attempt to sue Sir Keir Starmer for saying she crashed the economy, the former Prime Minister, has decided to move from politics to the world of football.


Truss is said to be targeting the vacant job at Everton, following the sacking of manager Sean Dyche.


But wherever she ends up, her main aim is to increase the number of home-grown players.


“We import two-thirds of our footballers. That is a disgrace,” said Truss, speaking at the launch of her campaign.


Typically confusingly, she added: “This month I’ll be in Beijing, opening up new striker markets.”


And hinting at where she’d like to eventually end up, she added: “We’ve got 10 years to save the West Ham.”


Truss, whose 49 days in power marked a new low for a British prime minister, is expected to announce Kwasi Kwarteng as director of football and a lettuce as kit manager.


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Jeremy Hunt really concerned where that £22 billion went

“It was all there where I left it. I even wrote a little note that said, “Here is a lot of money”. It really is terribly worrying that this inexperienced chancellor, whoever his name is, has lost it all. When I left, fully expecting to return after a massive Tory election win, I thought I would carry on with all my good work. There was a total absence of economic black holes at that point, my plan was to lower taxes and give gift vouchers to everyone. Weird.”


He then tutted and shook his head. “I mean to lose all that money in such a short period of time is terrible, I think they may have pulled a full Truss so to speak”, an aide then whispered something in his ear, and he then muttered, “She was on our side?”




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