With flavours like bubblegum, candyfloss and Baby Formula, the vape industry is being accused of aiming its products at impressionable underage adults. The bright blue furry spokesperson said, between panicked, clouded inhalations, that it was just a witch hunt, funded by the Big Ashtray Lobby.
They waved away the new promotional targeted advertisements with subjects such as “What is Barbies favourite vape flavour” and “Why Batman prefers the mysterious vapour cloud of a Vape Pen to Nicorette patches.”
Leaked documents from another leading vape producer have provided damning evidence such as:
• A proposal to MacDonalds for McNugget flavoured vapes available in Happy Meals
• Schematic drawings of an oversized vape pen PEZ dispenser
• An e-mail to Duplo about producing a “My First Vape” set
The government Health Minister said that children must not be subject to the peer pressure of trying vapes and if they want to look cool, nothing beats the smooth draw of a Marlboro Red.