An impatient public are unimpressed by Sabastian Sawe's world record and have demanded that he up his game. Said one bored spectator, 'Once you've broken the two hour mark, surely the next landmark is one hour? Trimming minutes off it is bull$hit, he's not trying. Has he thought about sprinting instead of jogging?'
To help him, the public have made useful suggestions, such as running down hill, trying half the distance or even a relay? There is a growing sense that the marathon would be so much faster on bicycles.
'A one hour marathon is doable given we can put a man on the moon-after all, just think how high he had to jump.'
