Trump Still Unable to Deliver Wall

A computer game created for the White House government website has been removed due to a potential copyright infringement.

The Tetris-style game, called 'Build the Wall', was taken down shortly after rights owners The Tetris Company raised concerns over its use of the game's likeness.

The premise of the game was for players to stack blocks to build a wall to 'protect the border from zombies' trying to get into the US.

However, the removal of the 'Build the Wall' game is further proof that US President Donald Trump still cannot deliver on his promise of building an impregnable border wall between the US and Mexico.

Meanwhile, Canada is awaiting anxiously on the US building a wall between it and the States as they would feel 'very much safer from their Southern neighbours' with one in place.

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Thousands snap up tickets to see the Burnhameux Tapestry

The Burnhameux Tapestry is shaping up to be the cultural sensation of the year as people in their thousands order tickets to view the masterpiece, which depicts Andy Burnham's historic Northern Conquest.

The tapestry shows how Andy the Conqueror invaded the south of England by train from Manchester Piccadilly and forced Keir Toolmakerson to cede the throne to him.

Several omens foretold Andy's conquest, such as a freak by-election victory for Labour in Makerfield and a decidedly streaky win for England against the footballers of impoverished, war-torn DR Congo.

'It's an amazing story!' gushed BBC Tapestry Editor Chris Mason, amongst a queue of thousands of tapestry buffs queuing for a ticket at the British Museum, 'and it's one which I and my successors will be telling, over and over again for the next thousand years on the television news - so watch out.'

Andy the Conqueror would go on to rule Britain in mediocre fashion for a handful of months before toppling into the financial black hole which Keir Toolmakerson had spitefully dug for him.

England got knocked out in the following round of the World Cup, having been comprehensively outplayed by Mexico's Shambling Chihuahua Puppies XI, and Reform UK won the following general election.   

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Mexico city altitude 7350 feet. England will need to up their game

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