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Digital ID just like NHS, says erroneous f$ckwit


The Labour Party are still pushing their horrendous ID on a British public, like Bill Cosby giving you another cocktail. Not only is this a monumentally unpopular idea, it will instantly enrich Tony Blair-the equivalent having to tip your own executioner.


Comparing it to the NHS, is like comparing the Isle of Wight to the Epstein Island-and if you don't know which is worse, then you never visited Blackgang Chime.


The Labour Party are once more pissing on our head and calling it rain. Made worse by the fact they stole our hat and got Thames Water to re-sell the piss to us, at twice the price. Digital IDs are exactly as bad as the last terrible idea they had...which was Digital IDs.





Opticians Opt Out Of Working



Optometrists Union spokeswoman Julie Piglet said '‘Our demands are very simple – we’re not looking for a pay rise at all. I mean, if they offer us one, we’ll have it – of course we will. But that’s not what this is about.


'For decades – centuries even – opticians have had to wear glasses as part of our schtick. Most of us had perfect eyesight until we became opticians. So our proposal is simple. It’s a like-for-like campaign. We demand, that all dentists must have false teeth, and all doctors must have the lergies. ALL the time – 24/7 lergies. And all surgeons must have something slightly wonky about them. That could be one leg longer than the other, maybe one arm shorter than the other... that sort of thing.’


This campaign has apparently been a long time coming, with many opticians as over the moon as an astronaut to be a part of it.


One optician said 'Before becoming an optician I had perfect eyesight – I was actually head-hunted by the SAS to join their elite sniper program.' He explained this to a coat hanging up on the wall.


An Optometrist Union statement read:


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R N . W E W O U L D L I K E T O

A R R A N G E A M E E T I N G W I T H S O M

E O N E T O D I S C U S S H O W V E R Y V E R Y U N H A

P P Y W E A R E W I T H T H E C U R R E N T S T A T E O F A F F A I R S




First published 7 Mar 2023


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