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Dear Whoever is currently in charge of the BBC,


I was furious again today. The radical BBC again showed how biased it is against the English by wasting time doing some sort of Green Party interview. The Green Party! I mean, they have only ever had one MP and no one likes them.


I was trying to listen to Radio 4 to see if they were slating the “Budget” enough, and they decided to do this bit on the extremist, radical Green party. I was disgusted, DISGUSTED! that instead of getting Sir Nigel Farage to talk about them, they had some foreign sounding bloke called Zick Zack Poland-ski. Apparently he is some sort of leader, probably just the leader of the Welsh Greens, WHICH IS A NOTHING POSITION!


How dare this literal terrorist be interviewed and take valuable time from other political parties, parties that have many more MPs than this joke of a party. I was too angry to listen to single word he said, it was probably all about trees, although I think I heard him talk defensively about tits at one point.


Where was the Reform Ltd representative to counter balance his radical tree hugging nonsense? Cancelled probably. Bloody typical.


If I paid my BBC Licence, I would be livid that I had paid for such wokeness.


I am going to have to paint a roundabout to calm down and maybe shout at a hotel next time I am over there.


Concerned,


A True English Patriot currently living in Malaga





'Our response to the sentencing of Nathan Gill, who despite being the last leader of Reform in Wales and a prominent MEP for the Brexit Party and, previously, a prominent MEP for UKIP is provisionally - who?' said a frog-faced spokesleader of Reform who declined to be named.


'The suggestion that we will respond using interpretive dance or any other woke artform is insulting,' said the un-named leader of the parties that Nathan Gill represented at a high level whilst being apparently unknown to the present and prior leadership (same person). 


When indisputable evidence was presented that Gill was indeed well known to the current leadership when breaking the law parroting Russian propaganda for bribes that his colleagues parroted apparently for free the un-named leader suggested that if Gill got off with a slap on the wrist without dobbing in 'other people' then he might consider a tap dance.  If Gill took it on the chin the spokesman suggested the Reform leadership might be receptive to a gig on Strictly.  'What do they pay?' he asked, apparently finding time in his diary for an additional job.


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