Idiot groups of awful people are waging war on the extremist lifesaving RNLI and the Pakistani Cricket team, neither of which poses any threat to England, especially with that bowling attack. What are the new groups that will be soon facing “patriotic wrath”? Let’s have a look…
The Brownies – for obvious reasons
Food Banks – For causing the Cost-of-Living Crisis and being constantly being bailed out by do-gooding donation givers.
Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards – For wasting taxpayers’ money on frivolous investigations into common sense £5,000,000 gifts. Anyway, £36,000,000 in dodgy crypto is much more de rigeur
The Met Office – For using space lasers to control the UK’s weather and making it too hot and now a bit nippy.
Trees – The leaf dropping bastards…. Standing there, doing nuffin’…thinking they’re better than us…taking our CO₂….I hate them so much…
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