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Only Biscuit Fans – The new Adults Only NewsBiscuit spinoff website



In order to create an additional revenue stream from the success of the NewsBiscuit brand, the obvious next step is an explicit biscuit based porn site to take full advantage of desperate people with disposable income who are a bit peckish. Are you enjoying a cup of tea and want a bit on the side whilst no one is looking? See if there are any buttery short cakes in your area you’d like to meet and eat.


You will custard cream your under crackers whilst ogling ginger nuts and hobnobs. Nice.


This weeks filthy guest biscuit is the Lady Finger Cookie, next week is a chocolate finger, so deal with that.


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Tractor porn is NOT going to be legalised, says government


A long overdue review of porn laws aimed at decriminalising pornographic material has been launched by the government. 'Because most porn is technically illegal it is difficult if not impossible for those who make a lot of money from porn to do the decent thing and pay their taxes,' pointed out a government minister today, 'so we are looking at decriminalising the most popular porn in an attempt to give the taxpayers of this country a bit of a break and to ensure we have at least five Members outside of gaol by the next General Election,' he added.


The aim isn't to decriminalise everything, just the acceptable bits like topless and bottomless photographs, BDSM, bestiality, snuff movies and anything that wouldn't have turned Jimmy Savile on. 'Tractor porn isn't on the list,' the minister said. 'That's just sick. I'd take the whip off anyone viewing that filth, and use it on myself time and time again. Oh, that feels sooooooooo good.'



First published 3 May 2022



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