Number Ten has issued a warning message to all removal companies. Firms are warned that many Labour MPs are trying to wind up the PM by placing bogus bookings with removal companies to move him out of Downing Street.
An official sighed, 'We are getting two or three calls a week. The political mood is febrile and some MPs think it's really hilarious to book removal firms for Keir. So we are warning all removal firms about this childish stuff.
'For clarity, there is a short list of pre-approved removal firms. Companies that are not on the list will never be contacted about moving the PMs stuff. Companies that are on the list will always receive an order number that quotes the prearranged contact number. The pranksters haven't really thought things through.
'In similar vein, companies should ignore orders purporting to be from Downing Street to order valium, parachutes, escape capsules, diarrhoea medicine, bulletproof vests, tiramisu, body armour, tin hats, and white flags.
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