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It is that time of year again when we are reminded of those less fortunate than ourselves. Pants-moisteningly good looking men and women who are so stinky, they require incredibly pungent and expensive perfume to drown out the stench.
Please pay close attention to the short information films making sincere, heartfelt pleas to us between television programmes. Yes, they are hard to watch because their plots and central characters are painfully aloof. But you can make a real difference by donating just £140 for whiffy concoctions which cost two pence a bottle to brew in vats on industrial estates on the outskirts of Grimsby.