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Never mind how horrible the world is, it’s about to start snowing. This means it is a good time to bury bad news – literally bury it, under the snow.
Tory intern Henry Hootington-Hurst said ‘The callous cruelty of the Tory “Stop the boats” campaign? Forget about it. Gary Grimthwaite from some red wall seat up north has built a funny snowman. Here’s a picture of it. Look at the picture and do not look at your smart meter because you can’t afford to heat your home. Is it snowing where you are? Why not build some ice blocks and call it an igloo. It’s snows more in Scotland because of SNP failures.’
Snowman construction artiste Gary Grimthwaite said ‘I once rented a pedalo on holiday. Waste of money! I agree, stop the boats and restrict my right to protest while you're at it.’
Image: bzwei | Pixabay
SNP leadership hopeful Kate Forbes has admitted she voted against male only clergy, insisting same-sex vicars and ministers should not be blessed in churches. Ms Forbes insists the ‘natural’ state of clergy is a man and woman getting it on in the pews.
Divisions within the SNP were exposed during the Synod of Whitby in 664, where Ms Forbes and King Oswiu of Northumberland voted against same sex vicars. After lengthy debate it was decreed that men’s willies and women’s noo-noos were God’s number one obsession.
A translator of Biblical proportions cherry picking said, ‘This is a matter of conscience. Jesus didn’t want men to wear dresses and have long hair, especially ones that hang out with sailors.’
Child poverty charities have thanked Ms Forbes for the opportunity to have a rational and sensible debate on the most pressing issues of the day.
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