This handy guide will help you to work out Who's in charge now? It explains the current order of presidential order of succession, if something were to happen:
• Vice President – Easily manipulated Tech Bro Yes man
• Speaker of the House - Easily manipulated religious weirdo
• President Pro Tempore of the Senate – A 92-year-old man*
• Secretary of State – Sycophantic loser who can’t look in the mirror
• Secretary of the Treasury - Sycophantic loser who loves looking in the mirror
• Secretary of Defense (War) – Cheating, alcoholic content provider
• Attorney General - Trump’s personal liar and eye candy – thrown out when Trump goes
• Secretary of the Interior – Billionaire climate-change denier
• Secretary of Agriculture – Incompetent empathy void
• Secretary of Commerce – A simple toady idiot
This list goes on to include anti-vax sociopaths and dog murderers, all of them sex trafficker apologists. If you need to know exactly how this list continues, then something is seriously wrong....
* He was around at the same time as Paul von Hindenburg, the second president of the German Weimar
Republic
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