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Ukraine's internet connections still outperforming TalkTalk Broadband



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Despite coming under heavy bombardment from Russian artillery, Ukraine's internet connections are still outpacing the UK's TalkTalk broadband service, according to an intercepted email.

The email, sent from homeworker Sergei Butrov, detailed how pleased he was with his seamless broadband despite his block of flats being targeted by a 500-pound bunker-buster bomb earlier this morning and the subsequent death of his family.

Butrov's claims have raised further questions about TalkTalk's unpreparedness should thermonuclear war interfere with UK-based broadband services, bearing in mind the number of people working from home.

"Is great," said Sergei in the brief communication. "I read from CNN about Ukraine flag on EU building and somehow delay in NATO troop reinforcement. It piss all over your TalkTalk."



First published 26 Feb 2022



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What was Ukraine wearing just before the war?


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The Trump Plan™ US Peace Negotiation team was just askin’, you know, what Ukraine was wearing, just to get the full context of this special military …..situation.


They also wondered if, back in 2022, was Ukraine acting a bit loose and being provocative in any way? Russia did see them flirting with NATO and Ukraine must know what Russia is like and if anything, they possibly definitely brought this upon themselves. That seemed to have made Russia understandably a little protective, and then they passionately lashed out, so they are kinda, if not totally, responsible for all this. 


Sooooo, to start proper peace talks, they think Russia needs an apology from Ukraine, otherwise they are being unreasonable. Remember, you have people that are very fine people, on both sidesâ„¢.


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