Unwavering support as wobbly as f*ck

Translators have explained to Ukraine that the verbal support offered by their NATO allies, should be taken with a massive pinch of salt and a distint hint of irony. Explained one linguist: 'It's like when the Man Utd board give you a vote of confidence, it's not meant to be taken literally.

'Everyone knows when Keir Starmer makes a pledge or promise, then he is definitely going to do the exact opposite. Just ask his wife.

'When NATO says it will protect your borders, it means it will steal your land. When it says it will protect your democracy, it will steal your land. When it says it will steal your land, it means it's going to ignore the land because its after the oil underneath it.

'If it's support you want, buy a hernia belt.'

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New American administration 'admires Ukraine's spirit' but will sh!t on them anyway

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Russia threatening Nukes 'not even scary' says Streeting

With Russia rattling nuclear-tipped sabres amid their three day war in Ukraine rapidly approaching year three, UK Health Secretary Wes Streeting appears unconcerned.

'He thinks the damage that can be done to the health service by a thermonuclear conflagration is nothing compared to what the Tories did,' said a spokesman today.

'And that pales into insignificance when you look at what he's planning to do,' he added.

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