The people of Ukraine and Gaza forget all about their suffering - being bombed, shot and/or starved, and being generally f*cked about by Donald Trump and his arse-licking acolytes - in their ecstasy at learning that some singer (?) has become engaged to some footy player.
'My family have all been killed, I've been seriously wounded and my home and all my possessions have been destroyed' said one happy man. 'But hey-ho! Who cares about minor inconveniences like that? I couldn't be happier, knowing that this couple are set for a lifetime - or at least, a week or so - of wedded bliss. I can't stop thinking them all day long, and at night as well, when I am kept awake by the noise of bombing, shelling and gunfire.'
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- Throngsman
- Sep 1, 2025
After an extended peacekeeping effort where he stopped upwards of twenty wars, not all totally imaginary, President Trump is to be honoured by Norway. A select committee has been formed to instigate the Knobel Prize for piece.
'President Trump has been awarded the prize for ensuring he has grabbed, in his own words, any piece of pussy available. On top of that he has strived to ensure Russia gets more than one piece of Ukraine,' said a Norwegian spokesman, adding, 'and he's a knob, hence the committee.'
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