A large majority of the the USA Bridge Association has been troubled over a search to replace the word trumps.
'Obviously the concept of trumps is critical to the game of bridge,' said spokesman Ace High, 'but since the last presidential election, this word has begun to stick in the throats of so many of our members. If you think about it, the lowest trump card beats the highest of the other three suits, pretty galling as a political metaphor these days. So this has led to a rash of wildly overbidding no trumps. We need an acceptable word to replace trumps, and farts is not acceptable.'
'On the other hand there is also a movement in favour of finding a replacement name for the present POTUS, with IMPOTUS taking an early lead. Since then others like Orange Man Baby, Fat Fart, Mr T, Prink with no balls, and Moscow Donny have been gaining support.
Elsewhere, Melania Trump has recently got a Queen of Spades tattoo.
