A Washington DC nursery today held a press conference to try to calm the public after one of its charges, a toddler whose name was given only as 'DJ', threatened to knock down bigly buildings in the City if he wasn't allowed to scribble his name on them in crayon.
'We appreciate that this may cause distress to the residents of Washington DC,' stated Blanche Todd, senior administrator for the nursery. 'However, you know what toddlers are like - they just don't listen to people who know any better and don't respect authority and have tantrums whenever they want to try to get their own way.
However, rest assured, we will do everything in our power to stop this wanton vandalism of our cultural buildings and have already sent someone to the store to buy small, shiny things that we can use to distract DJ. But don't worry, we'll do everything in our power so that little Johnny gets to keep his Center.'
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