Vet successfully operates on three-headed dog

A dog found abandoned outside a branch of B&M has had two of its extra heads successfully removed.

People across the world had generously donated for the operation on the dog, thought to be a Hell Hound and given it the name Cerberus.

Veterinarian Duke Irons said the operation was difficult but once he had got one head off the second was a bit easier although the dog still looked a bit odd with its glowing red eyes. Once it’s fully recovered he thinks it will make a loving pet, or vicious guard depending on who takes it on.

This is not the first report of an animal with additional parts. A few years ago a large fluffy and boisterous dog called Boris was found to have two dicks.

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Dog with two dicks, "quite happy" says vet

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Good vet gets plate of lamb cutlets back on its feet

Diners at a Liverpool Street bistro looked on in utter disbelief as a good vet got a plate of lamb cutlets back on its feet again.

Hedge Fund Investor, Tim Shannon, ordered Cannon of Lamb cooked medium-rare. He said: ‘I'm not squeamish but when it came it was almost swimming in blood. I mentioned to my colleague “a good vet could get that back on its feet again" and with that all hell broke loose.

‘Some chap shouts out, "stand back, I’m a vet!” He then shoos us away from our table and erects a makeshift screen around it using a few tablecloths.

‘We hear a bit of puffing and panting, then to everyone’s amazement a bleating sound. Next thing we see is the chap emerging from behind the screen carrying this beautiful fluffy lamb.’

Restaurant Proprietor, Gyles Pettigrew, told reporters. ‘It was amazing and publicity has done us no harm.'

When asked how the lamb was doing after the ordeal, Pettigrew added: 'Oh, the little fellow is just fine. He’s out the back in the freezer preparing to guest star in Wednesday's Gourmet Evening.'

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