More details have emerged of the huge mission undertaken to save President Trump's White House ballroom after the project was shot down.
On the President's orders, thousands of lawyers were deployed across the country, issuing hundreds of writs to bring the ballroom back to life.
'We really flooded the zone with these legal eagles," one General Counsel told the press. "They've been hand picked by the our president for being maximum-strength grasping and unscrupulous, like him, and they knocked down every court order in the way to rescue this precious plan from the trash.'
A gloating President Trump later displayed blueprints of his ballroom to a baying crowd of supporters, while also parading before them a column of judges in chains who he planned to feed to the alligators.
'Taxpayers should be happy that their government is spending all its time, and all their money, on a huge legal operation like this," said a spokes-caiman for the White House. "And they should be thankful we have this band of legal harpies who'll do anything to keep the President's tacky vanity projects safe from his enemies - ie. anyone who's ever said 'no' to him.'
