Trump hopes to win Congress over by plans to have White House ballroom modelled on Xanadu

During what is thought to be a nap brought on by sundowning (dementia fatigue), the US President discarded the notion from a previous dream, where he imagined himself as a deity, and now realises he is the reincarnation of Kubla Khan and intends to have the White House ballroom modelled on Xanadu.

In a post on Truth Social, President Trump promised the ballroom would be opened by none other than Olivia Neutron-Bomb, singing her hit record, with a cast of reality TV dancists, hand-picked and schooled in dancing perfection by himself.

The President went on to say, he is having slot meters that accept Trumpcoins fitted to the Electric Light Orchestra, so guests can hear Xanadu played as many times as they wish.