As the world panics over "out of control" AI Trump rides to the rescue

As fears over AI running out of control and killing us all grow by the minute, a true hero has come forward to save the human race.

Speaking to reporters from inside his gold and jewel encrusted lair, Donald Trump said. 'All this stuff about AI going to kill us is fake news. People are overreacting. But in the unlikely event there is any truth in this woke garbage, just relax, word. Because I'm a smart president. Everyone says so. The smartest.  And I aced three kindergarten tests to prove it.

'No one knows more about AI or global crises than I do. Let's face it, I'm responsible for all the current ones. So if these robots do try any funny business we'll get our brave ICE agents to pour bleach over them. They won't like that and it'll knock them out in seconds. RFK and Pete Hegseth agree.

'So that's that. Carry on as normal. Now I gotta go and cheat at golf. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'

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Trump Still Unable to Deliver Wall

A computer game created for the White House government website has been removed due to a potential copyright infringement.

The Tetris-style game, called 'Build the Wall', was taken down shortly after rights owners The Tetris Company raised concerns over its use of the game's likeness.

The premise of the game was for players to stack blocks to build a wall to 'protect the border from zombies' trying to get into the US.

However, the removal of the 'Build the Wall' game is further proof that US President Donald Trump still cannot deliver on his promise of building an impregnable border wall between the US and Mexico.

Meanwhile, Canada is awaiting anxiously on the US building a wall between it and the States as they would feel 'very much safer from their Southern neighbours' with one in place.

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