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72% of all Clowns are evil


The FBI revealed: ‘Many crimes are preceded by a honk honk noise, followed by a flan in the kisser. Without extensive profiling, the presence of a rubber chicken or a large red nose, many of these clowns would go undetected. You only have to look at The White House.


‘But be aware, coulrophobia can lead to prejudice - many non-violent clowns have only been counted as three-fifths of person, given the disproportionate number you could squeeze into the one car’.





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