Amber Heard: Acting Tips for beginners and litigators

1) Memorize your lines, particularly in court.

2) Do your own makeup – especially the bruises.

3) Get a good agent but a get an even better lawyer.

4) Switch emotions faster than an emoji with whiplash.

5) And carry an onion. Not for crying. But to eat and then shit it out on your boyfriend's bed.

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