The White House has decided that transcripts of President Trump’s incoherent announcements and rambling speeches will no longer be published in the official database. That way, nobody will be able to go back through what he said to determine whether he told the truth or recognised the US Constitution at any point.
However, an unofficial record of The Donald’s descent from idiocy to imbecility will be generated by children’s author Dr Seuss. It is said that he was chosen as he is used to writing nonsense in very short sentences using a tiny vocabulary.
An example, on tariffs:
I do not like this Chinese stuff,
They do not make it dear enough,
It's awful tat and plastic guff,
The USA don't need this stuff
We don't want it to come by plane,
We don't want it to come by train,
We don't want it to come by boat,
We don't want it to come by goat
My tariffs are a super fix,
No more tat for Tik Tok chicks,
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I'll tax them 'cos I'm Uncle Sam.
Dr Seuss denied that he would be adding titles to the entries. He said that The MAGA Twat In The Hat, Fox News On The Box and No Cheap Eggs Or Ham are to be published separately. And unlike anything uttered by President Trump, they will have some basis in fact.
Hat tip to deskpilot
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