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Ant and Dec to reboot the 1990s Tory Party

Cheeky Geordie phone-in scammers Ant and Dec are rebooting things from the 1990s, with Rishi Sunak anxious to get the Tory Party in on the act.

Tory intern Henry Hootington-Hurst said ‘The 1990s were a time when the Tory party was paralysed by debate over Europe, TV shows like Friends were whiter than a dinner party at Nigel Farage’s house and there was a war in Eastern Europe. Scandal back then meant a male Tory MP asphyxiating themselves in a hotel room wearing stockings and suspenders with a tangerine in their mouth. Good clean fun. Rishi’s 90s nostalgia is hoping for a Tory electoral performance as good as 1997 because at least there will still be some Tory MPs left.’

An Ant and Dec spokesman said ‘Matt Hancock went in the jungle. ITV would like to apologise for the fact he got out.’

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