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Archaeological scans reveal a third of Election promises were empty



After one tomb was uncovered, the researcher commented: ‘Many believed that these manifestos contained the body of a policy or at least the skeleton of an idea. However, CT scans show that most of us have been duped into voting for something that smells like a dead cat, looks like a dead cat but is actually just padding until the next election’.


Several Egyptologists wrongly identified one set of cadaverous remains, as the blood-drained corpse of a lost Pharaoh, but it was just George Osborne taking a nap. Scientists estimate that up 70 million animals may have been mummified by the Egyptians, while by comparison only 63% of the British electorate got stuffed by not voting Conservative. As the researcher explained: ‘Often the most beautifully wrapped promises contain no substance at all’.





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