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Area 51 contains ‘Hillary Clinton’s legacy’


Rumours have persisted that the Clintons crashed to earth in 1998, after Bill’s ‘special moon probe’ collided with an impeachment. Subsequently, a cigar shaped capsule was seen to fall in the vicinity of Area 51.


Commercial pilots have regularly reported seeing a ‘Clinton-sized’ ego floating above the area. Yet the CIA denied the existence of a Democratic focus group in the Nevada desert: ‘Being an inter-stellar lizard from the planet Zulag, is par for the course for an occupant of The White House’.





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