Artificial Constructed Bridge collapses – Civil engineering firm that designed it just shrugs

A spokesperson for the firm claimed, 'We thought we’d made it in our secure building yard, turns out it got free and installed itself on the M25 near Clacket Lane Services. What are you going to do? This sort of thing just happens now and everyone just sort of accepts it.'

They continued, 'This bridge must have hallucinated some wrong structural integrity and just made some assumptions on core load considerations, and it obviously just fell apart. If only there was something we could have done.'

After shrugging and tutting a bit they added, 'These Large Building Models just place a block and then place another block next to it which they think, statistically, will work best based on looking at some other bridges. It does say in some small print somewhere it could be wrong and end up destroying the human race, so I think we’re covered legally.'

A road sign was put up next to the disaster saying, 'I apologise for the confusion in my previous bridge, let me correct that for you.'

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