1) Get frozen in carbonite. This will help dry out any oily skin.
2) Exfoliate with the sand of Tatooine.
3) Radiation sickness, from various leaky valves on board the Millennium Falcon – will give you a permanent glow. And let’s be honest, Chewwy is a dreadful electrician.
4) Use the fur around a Wookie’s anus as a facial scrub. Make sure to do this in deep space, so no one can hear the Wookie scream for help.
5) And if you are going to have a mid-life crisis you might as well marry Ally McBeal.
