Bowie dies to protest Brexit
Always embracing the avant-garde, David Bowie has never been one to do things by halves, with critics hailing his re-imagined self as his most complete yet - although ‘a tad creepy’. Mr. Bowie’s agent said: ‘David’s commitment to art and tax avoidance is unwavering – even in death. Fans need to accept the fact that this isn’t a stunt and not to be mistaken for career suicide – or ‘Tin Machine’ as I call it’.
All agree that exiting this mortal coil, to avoid Brexit, is inspired. Meanwhile the internet has been flooded with requests for ‘One Direction’ to make a similar gesture.
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