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Braverman reluctantly removes sandwich board showing nuclear codes



Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, has grudgingly agreed to stop walking around the streets with the UK nuclear codes plastered across a sandwich board.


In a statement issued via gmail and CC'd to v.putin@evildwarf.com and k.jung-in@psycho.com, Ms Braverman explained the reasoning:

"This feels like an attack on free speech, but I will follow advise by MI5, MI6, Special Branch, Downing Street and everyone who's met me to remove the boards for now."



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