Winner: Sinnick
Runners-Up: "Home Office expected to be more compassionate after appointment of flesh-eating zombie." (Midfield Diamond); "Gary's wait in A&E was a little longer than he anticipated." (Dominic McG)
James Insists on Going to Work, Despite Being Dead.
Updated: Oct 30, 2022
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Gorbachev returns from the dead to negotiate end to Russian war on Ukraine.