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NewsBiscuit
The UK’s original fake news
Updated: Jun 21, 2022
WINNER: Wrenfoe
Caption Competition: Friday 26th April
"Don't worry, it's not loaded. The armourer checked before she gave it to me."
"So, if you just sign here, we can whip Gran over to Dignitas on the next flight"