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Catching your penis in a zipper helps put everything in perspective

In between horrendous pain and blood loss, many interlaced men take a quiet moment to reflect on how much less painful Brexit is. One gentlemen, while drifting in and out of unconsciousness, remarked: 'While focusing on these jagged, unforgiving metal fangs, somehow EU fishery policies don't seem quite as urgent as they once did.'

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