Child still has unopened Easter Eggs
- dominic_mcg
- 17 minutes ago
- 1 min read
In a miracle worthy of Jesus himself, 9 year old Simon Johnson of Milton Keynes still has 5 unopened Easter Eggs.
Parents of the prissy pre-adolescent, Gary and Dawn, have been left scratching their heads in disbelief.
"He had 7 Easter eggs," Gary told our reporter. "A big one from us, one each from Dawn's mum and dad, and one from my mum, and three from his different uncles and aunts."
"He spent all of Easter Sunday eating chocolate, with a break for half an hour to complain about a tummy ache and then another fifteen minutes of vomiting... and he still has 5 unopened eggs left. It's a bloody miracle. It's like the loaves and fishes thing all over again. We have no idea how he does it. He must be some sort of Messiah. He only finished his last selection box last Tuesday."