After decades of 'yak stockpiling' Beijing is putting a stop to adopting domesticated yaks or dressing your child up as a hirsute bovine. A state spokesman said: 'Having pink milk on tap and a 2,000 lb draft excluder, is no compensation for losing your spare room, having to shovel half a tonne manure or clearing yak hair out of the plug hole’.
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