In light of the BLM protestors being found not guilty of criminal damage of a statue of a criminal, one annoyed slab of gammon declared: ‘They look like scruffy teenagers! Which is outrageous, given they are clearing in their twenties – and wearing jeans. I didn’t die in WW2 just to have hairy ne'er-do-wells escape justice, just by being innocent. They don’t even look like they feel guilty about besmirching the memory of a much beloved slave owner’.
