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'Concussion not good for you’ – shocks scientists

The National Football League (NFL) has discovered that repeatedly ramming your heads together, is not healthy. ‘Obviously the easiest solution was for one of us to look up ‘concussion’ in a medical dictionary,’ admitted an NFL spokesman. ‘We did wonder why our players were acting like befuddled egg-plant. The trouble is, the impact doesn’t create enough kinetic force to boil an egg but is just enough traumatic brain injury to elect George Bush’.


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