The National Football League (NFL) has discovered that repeatedly ramming your heads together, is not healthy. ‘Obviously the easiest solution was for one of us to look up ‘concussion’ in a medical dictionary,’ admitted an NFL spokesman. ‘We did wonder why our players were acting like befuddled egg-plant. The trouble is, the impact doesn’t create enough kinetic force to boil an egg but is just enough traumatic brain injury to elect George Bush’.
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