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Criticising the Government is like shooting fish in a barrel


‘It’s too easy,’ complained one opposition MP. ‘We could win with one hand tied behind our back and Ken Livingstone in charge of tact and reconciliation. We gave them a ten-goal head start and they still blew it with the Nazi gold in their tax returns.


'Nobody expected the Conservatives to start debauching dead livestock, killing the disabled and selling kidneys for crack. Shockingly two out of three is already true and that's only because the Lib Dems wimped out of supporting the third'.

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