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Donald Trump endorses assisted 'political suicide' for his opponents

In what some are describing as a mercy killing and others as natural selection; one by one, Republican candidates have succumbed to lethal of cocktail of right-wing politics or have been quietly euthanized - like Jed Bush.

Assisted political suicide is already legal in California, ever since Arnie 'banged the maid'. Ted Cruz will now be given the choice between a Trump™ branded dagger in the back, or a natural death - otherwise known as a 'Nick Clegg'.

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