A Child Poverty spokeswoman said: 'An infant born to millionaire parents, regardless of ability, can expect to run a major corporation or political party but they will never get the chance to meet Ant & Dec.’
One Oxbridge candidate complained: ‘Since 1066 my family have owned West Sussex, but I still can’t get the quarter finals of the X factor. What's Chico got that a Viscount hasn't? Taking a moderately-talented under-achiever and then imbuing them with great wealth and power – that’s why I went to Eton in the first place’.
