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Excitement as Jesus finds image of Penge couple in slice of toast


It was jubilation as usual in Paradise today as our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ discovered an image of Percy and Ethel Renfrew of Penge, formed by the more burnt parts on a slice of celestial toast.


'I recognised them straight away', said the Son of God, speaking exclusively to the Daily Mirror. Mr Renfrew is a retired gas fitter and his wife is a keen lawn bowls player. 'I knew that, of course'.


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