So mind-numbingly turgid are her kiss and tell stories, that the Catholic Church has been asked to step in: ‘We’ve been asked to dispel the literary demon behind her three children’s books - ‘Pop up Penis’, ‘The Hungry Media Whore’ and ‘That’s not my Vajazzle’.’
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