FarmVille‏ gets £1bn in EU farming subsides

A spokesperson from Brussels remarked: ‘I admit, we are spending more time in the FairyTale Fields than in our real life dystopian cabbage patch. But we wouldn’t have peace in Europe if we hadn’t got to level 208 in CandyCrush. Hey, do you have Facebook? Would you like to be my friend? We could raise chickens together’.

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