Having targeted the illegal activities of Donald Trump, the FBI said it was a matter of days until they investigated the other criminal Presidents – if by days, you meant eons. Be it George W. lying about WMD, Bill Clinton’s sex trafficking or Obama for the crime of being a massive disappointment; the FBI insisted they would bring them all to justice. Sorry did we say ‘justice’. We meant Disney World. The FBI would bring them to Disney World.
Said one FBI officer: ‘Raiding Donald Trump’s house is easy, because he looks guilty. Whereas George W. looks like a lovable chimp. Trump tried to overthrow democracy – something that Richard Nixon never tried to do’.