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Fifth Xmas whiskey sparks Brexit punch-up


Emboldened by copious lashings of egg-nog, the real Brexit debate is to be re-visited by drunken relatives throughout the festive period. A heady cocktail of cocktails, is predicted to bring all manner of ill-considered opinions to the fore – like Nigel Farage with Tourettes – ranging from the end of the British Raj, why women shouldn’t be allowed to referee and ‘who the feck ate my chocolate orange?’


Home truths combined with a light sprinkling of racism will escalate throughout December, like a Christmas calendar where every window reveals a Daily Mail headline. By the time someone suggests shots of absinthe, no issue will be off limits – including your sister’s infidelities and why the EU is to blame for paucity of Xmas cracker jokes.




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